(Me and the husband)
Webster's dictionary defines "Quip" as: a witty or funny observation or response usually made on the spur of the moment.
Case in point: Saturday night. The husband's 27th birthday get together at the local AAA baseball game with our closest friends. The game was a blow out, 10 - 5 Durham, with the opposing team scoring 4 runs in the first inning. As devastating as this was, we managed.
The terrace was rented private, the beer was paid for, the wings and traditional ball game food was hot and good, and someone had brought a camera. The queen of drunk, humorous, random statements had brought her "A" game and had all of us laughing, even the waitress. Who we secretly think wished she had been assigned to another table.
(Erin and Ashley)
"I am the world's best drunks" - Erin
(Me and Erin, posing)
"You know what we need? Shots! Waitress bring us shots." - Erin
"Well, because it's late, you can have a shot of whiskey, whiskey and...whiskey" - Waitress
"Whiskey it is, 3 please" - Erin
"No, no whiskey, you don't know where any of your hair ties are" - Joe
(Erin and the orange)
"Oh look, the special Olympic people are spelling out O-H-I-O" -Erin
"No honey, they are singing Y-M-C-A" -Joe
"Oh damn, I spelled it wrong" -Erin
(Ashley and Matt)
"Ok, what did I miss?" -Tommy
"I don't know, I wasn't paying attention." -Me
"Stop talking about shopping and pay attention we're at a ballgame for christ's sake!"
(Joe and Erin)
"Do you know how awesome it would be to mow that grass? (the ball field) I should get a part time job here" -Erin
"How in the world do you score that many points?" -Erin
"Erin, honey it's runs not points" -Me
"Runs, points, touchdowns, whatever" -Erin
"Oh my god, she's going to give me an aneurysm" -Joe
(Joe needing more beer)
"Dude, we suck" -Joe
"Honey give the players a break, maybe they're having a bad day, Oh! I know this song...
do, do, do, do, do, do, charge! [pumping her fist high in the air]
"Ok honey, what were we talking about?" -Erin
(Erin and Joe)
"Sarah, get together with Terry, I want to take your picture" -Me
"No, I'm eating." -Sarah
"She doesn't do pictures, but you can take my picture" -Terry
(Terry, with Sarah in the background)
"Steal home dude! We're gonna score Joe, we're gonna finally score!" [screaming like an giant idiot] -Tommy
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