His and Hers

The husband and I are always arguing over who's a worse driver. We both scare the hell out of each other. He is a spastic, pedal to the metal, whiplash, hold on for your life kinda of driver. While I am a multi-tasking, can't get off the phone, not paying attention, get out outta my way buddy driver.

Some day these will be our crash photos and the captions for our chaos.

His:


"On a bet, the driver proved that trucks don't always land on their tires"


Hers:


"Trolly's don't like playing chicken"